Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Assholesincars

I'm considering chartering a small plane to get me to and from work everyday. I have calculated that I have spent a total of 16.5 hours in the last 5 trips to work sitting in traffic. I don't usually get worked up about it. I am after all this idiot that decided to take a job in Florence when I live in West Chester. I purchased a car with a great sound system and I rock the tunes while I drive...no big deal. The last week however, has been a little over the top.

Tuesday's snow storm last week created mayhem in Northern KY and Cincinnati. What the hell was I thinking waiting until 4:30 to leave my office that day? Five hours and an extremely full bladder later, I arrived home. This morning put me over the edge. I may have even had a small breakdown (mentally).

There was this one asshole in a black pathfinder that kept doing the changing the lanes constantly while cutting people off to get one car ahead thing. He cut me off at least 3 times in a 10 mile stretch. What the hell! I made it my purpose this morning to piss him off as much as I possibly could. Every chance I had to get in front of him and slow down a little forcing him to get over again, I did. It gave me a little pleasure this morning. I realize that I should probably see a doctor and possibly get a prescription for anti-anxiety medication.

Until then I will enjoy my little bit of road rage and try NOT to get shot...

4 comments:

  1. yay comments! re: full bladder, i heard a story of a woman getting out in the middle of reading road and pissing in the street last week.

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  2. I had my gym bag with me and seriously considered stuffing my dirty gym clothes under me and letting it all go!

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  3. if you were thinking of it, you should have pissed in a bottle and threw it at the ass in the pathfinder...top open

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